Dildroid 1.0.5 Released!

We felt very guilty to not release a free Omnidar App for april 1st. For this reason, as promised here is a gift for our android users Dildroid 1.0.5

This new version include:

* A educative splash screen that change on every launch, learn everything about the human body and it’s lovely relation with the dildroid
* Ads have been added to the splashscreen, if these ads generate income be sure we will release more feature to dildroid soon!
* Fixed minor visual issue

This is just a small release, the next one should be better, and the next next one will be awsome stay tune!

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PS: We will release this version to the android Market when Mr. Google will be able to fix the market, for the last 4 days the market is really not stable and seem to be saturated :S

Omnidar for iPhone is free today!

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Yes one of the best prank application on iTune is free today, right on time for April Fools day! The best news this isn’t a joke :) We want the world to prank colleague with our apps, the only thing we want in return is a couple video of your pranks! And please keep these on the good taste / karma++ side, I know the Geiger counter + Made in Japan stuff prank is very tempting but it’s very tasteless…

Sadly for our android user the market isn’t allowing a temporary free price, I’ve tried to put 0.01 cent but it’s not even possible :( But don’t despair I’ll have good news for our android users soon!

Let’s the prank roll!

Mobidroid master chief

Dude you are right!

Some dude called Dude came on our almost dead site and left a very disturbing comment about our flagship product the Dildroid. This was received like a electric shock.

Dude holy words were:

It’s very interesting!! But TOO weak to vibrate!! Thanks!!

These thruthfull revelation hit us like a ton of brick and opened our eye to see… We have been literally changed by these words… We had no choice but to take actions…

We first created a internal comity, to handle the crisis. It didn’t take long to realise that this was too big for our organisation to handle alone. We add to find experts… Our secretary half french half German remember that her grand father Dr. Sine Osidale, in WW2, was doing research for a eccentric professor called Evalsick Fock on vibration other shaky stuff. She told us he was one of the biggest brain around in mater of shaking things around. That was our guy! But she then explained us that back then he stopped all his work for Dr. Fock when he had bad vibration about this. He started investigating and found that all the research he made was in fact used to build a device able to destroy humanity! He found blueprints of the machine, it was horrible! The system was using babies and de axed evil wheel of doom and making this thing spin like crazy it generated huge wave of sick Fock vibrations! This device was supposed to be installed over Yellowstone park and would in order to provoke a huge volcanic eruption that would wipe humanity from this planet.

Evalsick Fock machine blueprints:
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Anyway now hes retired and did swear to never do shaky stuff anymore. Anyway we didn’t have much choice but to try… When we spoke about Dude comments, he almost had a heart arrest! He told us he will take action right now! But sadly won’t be able to do research to help us…

So he made a online petition to cell phone manufacturer to ask them to make the phone more powerful when it come to vibration.

I urge you all to sign this petition to send a strong signal to these heartless soul who invest millions in useless features, and do not improve mechanical oscillations!

You can sign the online petition here: http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?DILDROID

(not sure how long it will stay online so be fast…)

Happy everything 2011 by the way!