Free nexus phone from google

Freebeeeeeee

Freebeeeeeee

Dear conneted humanity,

I’m really pleased to let you know that Google will send a FREE Nexus one phone to mobidroid! Every app on the market with more than 5k download and over 3.85 rating is eligible to this wonderfull offer :)

Since Dildroid have more than 5k downloads and over 3.85 star rating on the Android market. That’s a really cool news! A big thanks to google marketing genius :-P This will help us debug the Omnidar which seem to not support the new Droid/Nexus one screen resolution.

A big thanks to all of our dildroid users who downloaded more than 170 000 times our application on the market!

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New poll about Quiziwiki

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Ok here is the thing, Quiziwiki is 80% done but I lack the motivation on finishing the 20% needed to be a fully completed product.

So here is a home made market survey to see if there is really a interest on the android community to see this application should be completed.

I would like to be the application free for contributor (aka human that put nice questions in the db) and sold for a dirt cheap price for the one that don’t want to bother writing questions.

Seem fair to me…

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Download page available

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I was cleaning my car, when I received a shocking news! It look like our precious Dildroid is not available on all android market! Some multi-millions corporation filtered our delicately crafted software to prevent user to download and install the application. But fear not beloved fans, we created a download page just for you! Viva la revolution! Now big brother need to shut us down if they want to stop the distribution of this high tech piece of software.

Hope you all enjoy and sleep better now!

Click here to access our download page

PS: The only reason so far I see to filter dildroid app is the mature “content” wich is the usage of the following words: orgasmic, frigid… big deal

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Dildroid is the p0rn star again

Hi there perv, we getting godzillion traffic from the Zd Net article.  Sadly Dildroid is currently the only app on the new p0rn mobile application store MiKandi.

So our wonderful product have no friends to play with on this new (?) market niche?! Anyway, if we can find some time we have a million dollars idea but no time to do it, if you have some venture capital to spare we will gladly stop our real job in order to create it and refund the capital with a hefty profit…

In the mean time we will continue to prostitute our brain for big corporation :P

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Android market reseted?

I’m a bit surprise that no blog speak about the “purge” android market juste made on the developer market console, Dildroid was near 100k download and now is back the the old days with only 2000k. The only bright side is that the early prude 1 star have also been flushed and we are near 5 big shinny starts!

But the main reason of this article is more about the Omnidar review. We just lost all the review that the hum… 3 users made it’s a bit sad, so this is a pledge for a call to action. If you downloaded the  application go ahead publish a review of it to help other droid user to know what’s the quality of the product.

Thanks for your support we love you…

We are not alone according to this post on the google help forum…

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50% + 50% = 100% (i wish…)

Here what we just received from Google (we received the same mail for Quiziwiki:

Thank you for developing your Android application ‘Omnidar ADC2 Trial’ and participating in ADC 2. Unfortunately, your application was not selected by Android users as one of the top 20 in its category.

According to the scores submitted by users, your application ‘Omnidar ADC2 Trial’ ranked in the top 50% of all applications submitted.

We appreciate your taking the time to develop and enter your application. We strongly encourage you to continue working on it and submit it to the public Android Market, where it can be downloaded and enjoyed by Android users all over the world.

Thank you again for your participation in ADC 2.

Sincerely,
ADC 2 Support

Thanks everyone for your support.

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Mobidroid news

Hi there, random readers. It’s been quite a slow month for the mobile development of our in house products. All our energy are now focused on private contracts which quite frankly are more profitable than selling a dozen of 0.99 cents application… But don’t despair, for the holidays Mobidroid will try to find some time to create a new mobile innova-fun product. The idea is great and doable and we sure it’s going to be a great success but we just don’t have the time to make it….

In the mean time we would like to cheers our Russian friends that are still using the Omnidar ADC2 edition, sadly the application will auto-scuicide itself the 01/11/2009. Yeah our paranoid security expert thought it would be cool to include a expiration mechanism that lock the trial when the ADC2 was finish… The problem is that the ADC2 date wasnt verry clear and we tought since we would be able to upload a new apk, but nope… I guess everyone will see our nice little TRIAL EXPIRED popup on round 2 (if we are there of course)… Oh and dont even think about changing the date of your phone… The application make a “reality check” and will see your little trick and using lots of sarcasm will congratulated you on the attempt…

So we are officially think that we are GAME OVER for the ADC2, unless we can submit a new apk… (we will make the effort of asking Mr. Google at least)

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A other mature production from Mobidroid

Here is a other great cinematographic production realised by our retarded marketing departement using cutting edge movie edition software.

Please note that the geiger counter in this movie was the beta release and the new one is even better!

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Here is a list of suggestion how you could use the omnidar. It will generated lot’s of Lols

At work

* make believe co-worker that my phone can detect bugs stored in computer with the Bug-O-dar

* make believe co-worker that I can know who is a liar in the room

* make believe I can detect radiation source in the room using the geiger counter. It appears my screen was way too much radioactive and the change for a lcd screen was really a necessity (it was anyway)

* make believe I could detect brainwave and set intensity to mentally challenged… It appears that one of the boss was emiting a really strong signal

At the pub

* make believe the phone using DNA magnetic vibration I could detect the most perfect girl in the room. Obviously it was also the cutest (might not be the highest IQ) girl in the bar

* make believe I could detect radiation source in a beer… Looks like this one is radioactive , for 5$ ill drink it for you

* make believe I could detect latent gayness in a person, using it against the guy who was dragging the “perfect girl” (not responsible of injuries)

At home

* Make believe your child that your phone is a 7′o’clock monster that eat awake child detector
and get them to sleep asap since you can detect his presence (ok it might traumatise them watch out)

* Indicate to your wife who detain the truth in a argument… (hmmm maybe not the best idea)

* Indicate to your land lord that the appartement is clearly radioactive but for a 50% rent reduction you will shut up and live there and tell no one :P

Etc… Cmon give your suggestion here :)

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Omnidar for Android OS is now available!

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It’s now real, the omnidar has been release on the market, some minor adds-on will follow like a help system and later the “Classic radar” theme (see image bellow). Thank to one of the ADC public judge pointing the fact that only pre-august 1 application was voided of the ADC :) So now dont lose more time reading this and go purchace this wonderfull application for a dirt cheap price of 0.99 eur! The price might go up when the classic radar is added so purchace it now and receive this free update later when it’s finished!

The classic radar theme will be release later

The classic radar theme will be release later

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