A man wearing tin foil hat Source: wikipedia

I saw a couple of comments thinking Dildroid was the antichrist and “collect user information”. This fear of the unknow might be the reason why people are affraid, so today we are going to explain all the rights needed for the Dildroid application to run on your device. After that we hope you will be able to remove your tin foil hat when using Dildroid.

So here is the list of rights required for the application:

BATTERY_STATS : This is to trigger the low battery alert…
READ_CONTACTS: This is for the button that launch your contact list in order to send a dildro-sms
RECEIVE_SMS: This is to receive Dildro-sms
WRITE_SMS: This is to allow dildroid to write a dildo sms
SEND_SMS: This is to send Dildro-sms
VIBRATE: I wonder why we request this one… Ah yes I think it was for reading mind of dildroid user and put that in our evil database of mean thing departement.

As you can see there is no internet rights so nothing leave your phone without your consent. The next release will probably contain Voip function (Vibrate over IP function) which will require internet rights. We might release a tin-hat edition only requiring the VIBRATE rights, we will see if there is a real demand for it.

I just found this question on Yahoo questions. I wasn’t expecting confusion from our precious android users. Here is a example of use for Dildroid. Use Dildroid on pussys, these animals seem to really like the vibration of the dildroid. Here we took a screenshoot for you to make it very clear, hope it solve all mysteries around our wonderfull product!

Cheers!

Yeah I know this release was way over due… I would like to appoligies for the delay of this realease but believe me I have a good excuse. For the sake of the world education let me explain you why it took so long…

First of all the fix really only took 20 min to make, so it was not a technical issue no it’s more subtle… You see to publish stuff on the Android market you need to sign the applications, and to sign the application you need a precious key… this key is a simple file, and this precious file was located on my precious macbook which was precisely located on the floor when a god damn TV stand feel it was a good landing place to land from a 6′ drop… It look like Mr. macbook keyboard didn’t really enjoyed the stress from the TV Stand and transfered some weight on the main board which decide from now on to just not live anymore…  So here was lying my ex-precious macbook… Since the only copy of the file was on the damn thing, I needed to wait a to get a new macbook in order to retreive the key from the old hard drive… So long story short the key is now retreived and I’ll  be able to release more updates…

So here are the lessons to learn my dear cybernetic freinds:

- Always make a damn copy of this damn key…

- Never drop TV stand from 6′ in the air on your macbook…

Version 1.1 contains these fix

• Fix resolution problems for Droid, Nexus one and other high resolution devices
• Fixed some typos in the text
• Fixed the list of radar that was getting bigger on each launch

Enjoy!

For those who saw the glory age of mobidroid website they remember that they could download our wonderful products using the download page. Well it’s now back online for your enjoyment. So to celebrate this milestone we will now let our dancing goose out. Enjoy!

Mobidroid will be attending Google IO 2010 edition, we requested the creation of a twenty foot tall dildroid mascot for the occasion. Sadly we didn’t found a way to fold it down to fit in a simple carrying bag for the air travel  Plan B would be to create one on place using Macgyver skills and scraps but the fear of getting sued for destroying Moscone center celling might relegate this idea to the trash can.

We will try to bring some news / video / clips / bride of information from this event on this blog,  stay tuned!

It was about time that someone put some love on this site. Tonight alone, in the dark, in the heat of a beginning summer I give it a try. So here is my little attempt to make this site alive again. (yes basicly it’s a new free template and a plug-in for language meh…)

But stay tuned while I try secure more free time to handle all those web operations thingnies… So much ideas are in my head but so few spare time to make it actually happen

So for the mobidroid news:

• The site will now be available in French and English (yup it’s the law in here…)
• The site will never look like a mobile phone as expected, the guy responsible for this layout never passed the stage of the blank page
• The site will not recover past content, instead new stuff will be created upon inspiration and motivation
• Usage of four sentences looks really great in bullets!

Yup may 2009… that’s the only backup salvaged from the last zombie invasion… But that’s a good excuse to scrap this site and redo it…

But for those who don’t really beleive in zombie and really want to know what happend… Well let’s say that when you pay 10$USD a month for a VPS you should not rely too much on the filesystem… it look like our filesystem got corrupted and bla bla bla no backup bla bla bla i know i should have done some… bla bla bla here a old copy bla bla bla I was about to redo the site anyway bla bla bla

If you dind’t get any of the last paragraph just assume that zombies break in the server room and hate the brain of our server…

Apple finally accepted our Omnidar application! You can find it on iTune rigth now! And what about the google phone version?

Well some UFO kidnapped our development phone, so we needed to purchase a other one which drove out development a bit down… (yeah the emulator is real nice but for sensors dev it’s a real pain). Now that we figured out how to make the Samsung Galaxy i7500 work with ABD we can finish the product (which was already 90% finished but just not ready for production)

Don’t despair it will be available soon!

Ever wonder when you will be able to try Quiziwiki? Well using the precision of Google let’s say in the Beginning of august We wait for the ADC2 submission page to drop Quiziwiki to the ADC2 public review.

The version planned to be release will not offer all the features of the planned final version but hopefully will get a good review by our precious users. The big question is if our dedicated servers will survive the experience

Dear mobidroid, are you dead?

Nooooo of course not, it’s just summer time, and here in France summer time means the world stop. Anyway our application is still pending review at Apple, they are not in France but the pending system work like it was. Come back in a week we will put new stuff so you can enjoy life in color again.

Oh and it’s seem pretty trendy to use Twitter to spam about our company should we join the buzz ? Hey let’s make a pool out of it.