A man wearing tin foil hat Source: wikipedia

I saw a couple of comments thinking Dildroid was the antichrist and “collect user information”. This fear of the unknow might be the reason why people are affraid, so today we are going to explain all the rights needed for the Dildroid application to run on your device. After that we hope you will be able to remove your tin foil hat when using Dildroid.

So here is the list of rights required for the application:

BATTERY_STATS : This is to trigger the low battery alert…
READ_CONTACTS: This is for the button that launch your contact list in order to send a dildro-sms
RECEIVE_SMS: This is to receive Dildro-sms
WRITE_SMS: This is to allow dildroid to write a dildo sms
SEND_SMS: This is to send Dildro-sms
VIBRATE: I wonder why we request this one… Ah yes I think it was for reading mind of dildroid user and put that in our evil database of mean thing departement.

As you can see there is no internet rights so nothing leave your phone without your consent. The next release will probably contain Voip function (Vibrate over IP function) which will require internet rights. We might release a tin-hat edition only requiring the VIBRATE rights, we will see if there is a real demand for it.

I just found this question on Yahoo questions. I wasn’t expecting confusion from our precious android users. Here is a example of use for Dildroid. Use Dildroid on pussys, these animals seem to really like the vibration of the dildroid. Here we took a screenshoot for you to make it very clear, hope it solve all mysteries around our wonderfull product!

Cheers!