Some dude called Dude came on our almost dead site and left a very disturbing comment about our flagship product the Dildroid. This was received like a electric shock.

Dude holy words were:

It’s very interesting!! But TOO weak to vibrate!! Thanks!!

These thruthfull revelation hit us like a ton of brick and opened our eye to see… We have been literally changed by these words… We had no choice but to take actions…

We first created a internal comity, to handle the crisis. It didn’t take long to realise that this was too big for our organisation to handle alone. We add to find experts… Our secretary half french half German remember that her grand father Dr. Sine Osidale, in WW2, was doing research for a eccentric professor called Evalsick Fock on vibration other shaky stuff. She told us he was one of the biggest brain around in mater of shaking things around. That was our guy! But she then explained us that back then he stopped all his work for Dr. Fock when he had bad vibration about this. He started investigating and found that all the research he made was in fact used to build a device able to destroy humanity! He found blueprints of the machine, it was horrible! The system was using babies and de axed evil wheel of doom and making this thing spin like crazy it generated huge wave of sick Fock vibrations! This device was supposed to be installed over Yellowstone park and would in order to provoke a huge volcanic eruption that would wipe humanity from this planet.

Evalsick Fock machine blueprints:

Anyway now hes retired and did swear to never do shaky stuff anymore. Anyway we didn’t have much choice but to try… When we spoke about Dude comments, he almost had a heart arrest! He told us he will take action right now! But sadly won’t be able to do research to help us…

So he made a online petition to cell phone manufacturer to ask them to make the phone more powerful when it come to vibration.

I urge you all to sign this petition to send a strong signal to these heartless soul who invest millions in useless features, and do not improve mechanical oscillations!

You can sign the online petition here: http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?DILDROID

(not sure how long it will stay online so be fast…)

Happy everything 2011 by the way!

For those who saw the glory age of mobidroid website they remember that they could download our wonderful products using the download page. Well it’s now back online for your enjoyment. So to celebrate this milestone we will now let our dancing goose out. Enjoy!

Mobidroid will be attending Google IO 2010 edition, we requested the creation of a twenty foot tall dildroid mascot for the occasion. Sadly we didn’t found a way to fold it down to fit in a simple carrying bag for the air travel  Plan B would be to create one on place using Macgyver skills and scraps but the fear of getting sued for destroying Moscone center celling might relegate this idea to the trash can.

We will try to bring some news / video / clips / bride of information from this event on this blog,  stay tuned!

Ever wonder when you will be able to try Quiziwiki? Well using the precision of Google let’s say in the Beginning of august We wait for the ADC2 submission page to drop Quiziwiki to the ADC2 public review.

The version planned to be release will not offer all the features of the planned final version but hopefully will get a good review by our precious users. The big question is if our dedicated servers will survive the experience

Today Dildroid just broken the 25 000 downloads! We would like to thank you all for your interest in this “product” and we will work toward the features you requested: geolocalisation and a bonus: partner match system. But first we must finish our Omnidar… So stay tuned!

By the way we would like to give our infinite love to the only donator of Dildroid, you sir, are the Dildroid hero! I’m sure everyone else wanted to give but invested elsewhere, like in a pencil or a green plant, green plants are so cool…

Omnidar is coming, soon… real soon… To be honest we will work a bit more so it’s a perfect product when released. We still need to work on it a bit. You know managing all the energy field all around the universe is a bit tricky. We decided to limit the detection of object only on earth, maybe later we will offer the tracking for the moon, but we still have time until they are a real market there…

Oh and by the way you might see by the look of this “teasing” image that we are now equipped with a decent graphic departement wich will rock your world and make your phone screen a joyful-eye-esque experience!

I just received the iPhone 3Gs, and like every iSheep I make a box opening movie out of it…

Now I CAN’T use it for phone call since it’s seem to be faster shipping & handling a phone than create a row in the Orange billing system. So it’s a expensive monthly paid iPod right now…

You think you can hide from the Omnidar? Think again… Even tin foil hat can’t protect you! Be scared, real scared!

Stay tuned for the Omnidar, the next useless but indispensable application for the android os phones! Come back in a week, I need the weekend to fine tune it a bit

Coding free application for the android market is not a really lucrative business (insert captain obvious here). But hey Mobidoid is not a business yet so it’s currently only driven by motivation. So to help increase my motivation toward making new fun apps there is two way. One is by leaving good comments and speak about mobidroid to everyone (yeah your grandma want to heard it too). Currently Dildroid have been downloaded near 20K times! This please my ego pretty much but still don’t make me feel I can quit my job to make a living out of it.

So here the second way to increase the “motivation factor” for Mobidroid. It’s start with D and finish with ONATION like in DONATION.

But hey how do you convince hard working humans being to donate to a stranger on the Internet?! I don’t know, so let me try few things here…

Try 1 : Hypnosis

Look the image below while repeating to yourself this text:

I WAN’T TO DONATE TO MOBIDROID …
MOBIDROID IS MY NEW DRUG…
I LOVE MOBIDROID…
MOBIDROID LOVE ME….

do this about 10 times… Or more if you still don’t feel the urge to give.
Go ahead auto-brainwash yourself now…

Try 2: Usage of intimidation

If you don’t donate I will be forced to sell my applications!

Try 3: Usage of reverse psychology

If you donate I will keep my application free for everyone!!

Try 4: Usage of curiosity

If you are in the first persons to donate. You will receive a dedicated morale booster life saver application for Android Phone! And a link to whatever you want in the donation page of our future free application release.

Try 5: Usage of humour

See above…

So here was few first attempt to raise fund. Every buck will go toward the purchase of a new logo for Mobidroid and boosting the moral of the whole dev team.

Oh I almost forgot, if you want to donate click below :

A quick and dirty page about Quiziwiki just been released. Since this game is still in heavy development only a minimum information will be released. The game is scheduled to be release on the market in two version one free and the other for a small price probably in the Q4 2009. Stay tuned! Leave a comment if you want to try the french beta.