Some dude called Dude came on our almost dead site and left a very disturbing comment about our flagship product the Dildroid. This was received like a electric shock.

Dude holy words were:

It’s very interesting!! But TOO weak to vibrate!! Thanks!!

These thruthfull revelation hit us like a ton of brick and opened our eye to see… We have been literally changed by these words… We had no choice but to take actions…

We first created a internal comity, to handle the crisis. It didn’t take long to realise that this was too big for our organisation to handle alone. We add to find experts… Our secretary half french half German remember that her grand father Dr. Sine Osidale, in WW2, was doing research for a eccentric professor called Evalsick Fock on vibration other shaky stuff. She told us he was one of the biggest brain around in mater of shaking things around. That was our guy! But she then explained us that back then he stopped all his work for Dr. Fock when he had bad vibration about this. He started investigating and found that all the research he made was in fact used to build a device able to destroy humanity! He found blueprints of the machine, it was horrible! The system was using babies and de axed evil wheel of doom and making this thing spin like crazy it generated huge wave of sick Fock vibrations! This device was supposed to be installed over Yellowstone park and would in order to provoke a huge volcanic eruption that would wipe humanity from this planet.

Evalsick Fock machine blueprints:

Anyway now hes retired and did swear to never do shaky stuff anymore. Anyway we didn’t have much choice but to try… When we spoke about Dude comments, he almost had a heart arrest! He told us he will take action right now! But sadly won’t be able to do research to help us…

So he made a online petition to cell phone manufacturer to ask them to make the phone more powerful when it come to vibration.

I urge you all to sign this petition to send a strong signal to these heartless soul who invest millions in useless features, and do not improve mechanical oscillations!

You can sign the online petition here: http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?DILDROID

(not sure how long it will stay online so be fast…)

Happy everything 2011 by the way!

The powerfull sensors in Omnidar detected the bullshit out of the Stun Fone iPhone application. As you can see in the video bellow, we carefully scanned the web site using the Omnidar and without any doubts the omnidar revealed the smelly BS that was emanating from the web site. Never surf the interwebernet without the Omnidar, the only powerfull bullshit detector for android, iPhone on the market. (It also detect much much much more stuff but you already know that didn’t you?)

I just found this question on Yahoo questions. I wasn’t expecting confusion from our precious android users. Here is a example of use for Dildroid. Use Dildroid on pussys, these animals seem to really like the vibration of the dildroid. Here we took a screenshoot for you to make it very clear, hope it solve all mysteries around our wonderfull product!

Cheers!

For those who saw the glory age of mobidroid website they remember that they could download our wonderful products using the download page. Well it’s now back online for your enjoyment. So to celebrate this milestone we will now let our dancing goose out. Enjoy!

It was about time that someone put some love on this site. Tonight alone, in the dark, in the heat of a beginning summer I give it a try. So here is my little attempt to make this site alive again. (yes basicly it’s a new free template and a plug-in for language meh…)

But stay tuned while I try secure more free time to handle all those web operations thingnies… So much ideas are in my head but so few spare time to make it actually happen

So for the mobidroid news:

• The site will now be available in French and English (yup it’s the law in here…)
• The site will never look like a mobile phone as expected, the guy responsible for this layout never passed the stage of the blank page
• The site will not recover past content, instead new stuff will be created upon inspiration and motivation
• Usage of four sentences looks really great in bullets!

In avant-avant-avant-avant premiere here are the tv ads planned to be aired at the XLIV Superbowl. There is a few steps before we sign the contract, like finding multi millions $US and get approved even if we use the word “phoque” (seal in french) a bit too often. But it almost done. So hope you enjoy this a-a-a-a-p!

Omindar 1

PS: We cutted the sequence where I scan the “magnetic DNA” of the remote.

Omnidar 2

Ps: we cutted the sequence where I need to take my medication…

A quick and dirty page about Quiziwiki just been released. Since this game is still in heavy development only a minimum information will be released. The game is scheduled to be release on the market in two version one free and the other for a small price probably in the Q4 2009. Stay tuned! Leave a comment if you want to try the french beta.

Dildroid logo google compliant

The dildroid product page just been added in our product list. Dildroid is a FREE multi-speed vibrator system for the Android OS Phone. This sentence and a lot more informations can be read on the product page. To access this wonderful page, you can click on the link you just saw but obviously didn’t clik,  click on the picture on the rigth, click on the Dildroid icon in the right sidebar or use our top menu in the PRODUCT tab! So many choices, hope your head don’t explode!!! Now stop reading this nonsense and surf like you never surfed before!