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I was cleaning my car, when I received a shocking news! It look like our precious Dildroid is not available on all android market! Some multi-millions corporation filtered our delicately crafted software to prevent user to download and install the application. But fear not beloved fans, we created a download page just for you! Viva la revolution! Now big brother need to shut us down if they want to stop the distribution of this high tech piece of software.
Hope you all enjoy and sleep better now!
Click here to access our download page
PS: The only reason so far I see to filter dildroid app is the mature “content” wich is the usage of the following words: orgasmic, frigid… big deal
Dildroid is the p0rn star again
Hi there perv, we getting godzillion traffic from the Zd Net article. Sadly Dildroid is currently the only app on the new p0rn mobile application store MiKandi.
So our wonderful product have no friends to play with on this new (?) market niche?! Anyway, if we can find some time we have a million dollars idea but no time to do it, if you have some venture capital to spare we will gladly stop our real job in order to create it and refund the capital with a hefty profit…
In the mean time we will continue to prostitute our brain for big corporation 
A other mature production from Mobidroid
Here is a other great cinematographic production realised by our retarded marketing departement using cutting edge movie edition software.
Please note that the geiger counter in this movie was the beta release and the new one is even better!
Here is a list of suggestion how you could use the omnidar. It will generated lot’s of Lols
At work
* make believe co-worker that my phone can detect bugs stored in computer with the Bug-O-dar
* make believe co-worker that I can know who is a liar in the room
* make believe I can detect radiation source in the room using the geiger counter. It appears my screen was way too much radioactive and the change for a lcd screen was really a necessity (it was anyway)
* make believe I could detect brainwave and set intensity to mentally challenged… It appears that one of the boss was emiting a really strong signal
At the pub
* make believe the phone using DNA magnetic vibration I could detect the most perfect girl in the room. Obviously it was also the cutest (might not be the highest IQ) girl in the bar
* make believe I could detect radiation source in a beer… Looks like this one is radioactive , for 5$ ill drink it for you
* make believe I could detect latent gayness in a person, using it against the guy who was dragging the “perfect girl” (not responsible of injuries)
At home
* Make believe your child that your phone is a 7′o’clock monster that eat awake child detector
and get them to sleep asap since you can detect his presence (ok it might traumatise them watch out)
* Indicate to your wife who detain the truth in a argument… (hmmm maybe not the best idea)
* Indicate to your land lord that the appartement is clearly radioactive but for a 50% rent reduction you will shut up and live there and tell no one
Etc… Cmon give your suggestion here 
Omnidar for Android OS is now available!
It’s now real, the omnidar has been release on the market, some minor adds-on will follow like a help system and later the “Classic radar” theme (see image bellow). Thank to one of the ADC public judge pointing the fact that only pre-august 1 application was voided of the ADC So now dont lose more time reading this and go purchace this wonderfull application for a dirt cheap price of 0.99 eur! The price might go up when the classic radar is added so purchace it now and receive this free update later when it’s finished!
The classic radar theme will be release later
Omnidar ADC2 Trial
After much tought, we decided that a Omnidar light-trial version will be submited to the google android challenge 2! We hope everyone will be able to fully understand and use the omnidar and give us good rating We are about to produce the user manual so everyone fully understand how it work since it not a conventional application.
And what about Quiziwiki? Well we are in the process of translating the application so it’s compliant to ADC2. We hope make it in time
Superbowl XLIV tv ads from mobidroid
In avant-avant-avant-avant premiere here are the tv ads planned to be aired at the XLIV Superbowl. There is a few steps before we sign the contract, like finding multi millions $US and get approved even if we use the word “phoque” (seal in french) a bit too often. But it almost done. So hope you enjoy this a-a-a-a-p!
Omindar 1
PS: We cutted the sequence where I scan the “magnetic DNA” of the remote.
Omnidar 2
Ps: we cutted the sequence where I need to take my medication…
Quiziwiki page added
A quick and dirty page about Quiziwiki just been released. Since this game is still in heavy development only a minimum information will be released. The game is scheduled to be release on the market in two version one free and the other for a small price probably in the Q4 2009. Stay tuned! Leave a comment if you want to try the french beta.
Dildroid page is now available!
Dildroid logo google compliant
The dildroid product page just been added in our product list. Dildroid is a FREE multi-speed vibrator system for the Android OS Phone. This sentence and a lot more informations can be read on the product page. To access this wonderful page, you can click on the link you just saw but obviously didn’t clik, click on the picture on the rigth, click on the Dildroid icon in the right sidebar or use our top menu in the PRODUCT tab! So many choices, hope your head don’t explode!!! Now stop reading this nonsense and surf like you never surfed before!
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