Archive for category Omnidar

Here is a other great cinematographic production realised by our retarded marketing departement using cutting edge movie edition software.

Please note that the geiger counter in this movie was the beta release and the new one is even better!

Here is a list of suggestion how you could use the omnidar. It will generated lot’s of Lols

At work

* make believe co-worker that my phone can detect bugs stored in computer with the Bug-O-dar

* make believe co-worker that I can know who is a liar in the room

* make believe I can detect radiation source in the room using the geiger counter. It appears my screen was way too much radioactive and the change for a lcd screen was really a necessity (it was anyway)

* make believe I could detect brainwave and set intensity to mentally challenged… It appears that one of the boss was emiting a really strong signal

At the pub

* make believe the phone using DNA magnetic vibration I could detect the most perfect girl in the room. Obviously it was also the cutest (might not be the highest IQ) girl in the bar

* make believe I could detect radiation source in a beer… Looks like this one is radioactive , for 5$ ill drink it for you

* make believe I could detect latent gayness in a person, using it against the guy who was dragging the “perfect girl” (not responsible of injuries)

At home

* Make believe your child that your phone is a 7′o’clock monster that eat awake child detector
and get them to sleep asap since you can detect his presence (ok it might traumatise them watch out)

* Indicate to your wife who detain the truth in a argument… (hmmm maybe not the best idea)

* Indicate to your land lord that the appartement is clearly radioactive but for a 50% rent reduction you will shut up and live there and tell no one

Etc… Cmon give your suggestion here

It’s now real, the omnidar has been release on the market, some minor adds-on will follow like a help system and later the “Classic radar” theme (see image bellow). Thank to one of the ADC public judge pointing the fact that only pre-august 1 application was voided of the ADC So now dont lose more time reading this and go purchace this wonderfull application for a dirt cheap price of 0.99 eur! The price might go up when the classic radar is added so purchace it now and receive this free update later when it’s finished!

The classic radar theme will be release later

In avant-avant-avant-avant premiere here are the tv ads planned to be aired at the XLIV Superbowl. There is a few steps before we sign the contract, like finding multi millions $US and get approved even if we use the word “phoque” (seal in french) a bit too often. But it almost done. So hope you enjoy this a-a-a-a-p!

Omindar 1

PS: We cutted the sequence where I scan the “magnetic DNA” of the remote.

Omnidar 2

Ps: we cutted the sequence where I need to take my medication…