Dildroid
- May 25th, 2009
Is a FREE multi-speed vibrator system for the Google Android OS Phone/Device.
Probably the most advance technology in the field of personal discreet and hypersubtle massage system you have seen so far. Dildroid deliver nice and gentle massage to the user. You can also share the joy by sending a massage of your choice by dildro-sms. “It’s amazing what 2 days of R&D can do for a product!” Said the Dildroid creator interviewed by himself. “I never tough someone would actually download it, and now it’s more than 10 000 download in three weeks!” he added just before resuming a article about Dildroid for Mobidroid.com.
Features
Dildroid offer multiple features like:
- Variable speed - Allow user to pick vibration speed by erecting the head of our Andy buddy.
- Dildro-SMS - Allow user to send SMS to contact list (both user need to have dildroid installed in order fully work)
- Frigid Mode - Block Dildro-sms when you don’t feel vibrant and remove it when you feel horny
- Low battery warning, don’t miss ou wonderfull low battery warning!
Screencast from users
Thanks to PointGPhone for the video (french)
It’s also a great toy for pussy
Screen shots
Incoming features:
* Andy speak to inspire you
* Play with the track ball and make over ip vibration
Disclaimer
Here are some tips, advice, warnings for the dildroid usage
- Internal use may void your phone waranty.
- Internal use may get stuck. (I really like to know what you will tell to the doctor)
- No it can’t vibrate more… Install Dildroid on a pneumatic drill if you want more vibration (hazardous)
Related links
Users reviews on Cyrket
Dildroid stats from Android Stats
Top 10 comments
I voided my manufacturer’s warranty - 5 stars!, Bruce
That’s the spirit! We are looking for commercial partners to avoid this kind of problem in the futur stay tuned 
Great idea…the vibe isnt strong enough on my Moto Droid haha!, Andria
Yeah we are a bit sorry that phone company don’t think about the vibration power of there phones, we should be able to produce a bluetooth vibrator version in the near futur, again stay tuned!
This post is also available in: French
Feel free to leave comments about this product
da best. Keep it going! Thank you
For a stange reason, trackback is not working… I will fix this ASAP
Hey is it possible if you guys could make one for all kinds of sidekick? I have sidekick 2008… it would be great if you guys could!
Hahahahaha! Such a great sense of humor! I love this app, guys!
iphone = GAY
Dude, you should release it for Android only, support the community, I’m sick of countless iFone users showing off their bullshit phones, that are only amazing because of the app store! BTW I came across Dildroid and LOLed, love it, don’t use it for anything other than comedic effect, GREAT!
This is one strange app.
@Damo
It’s already for android only
It looks awesome! I’m getting my HTC phone in a few days, and this will be the first app I’ll download
Why does it run all the time? It should only run when open!
It doesn’t run all the time, Android OS keep in memory apps recently launched. That’s why you think it run all the time?
If it’s not the case I would be pretty interested why you tell it’s running all the time…
Cheers
Mobidroid QA Team
I use taskiller, and it is always open when I kill the apps that are running.
Check with the task killer team why it can’t kill such a simple application. There is nothing that I can see that prevent killing this joy product.
It will kill it. But it will open again and stay running. It’s acting like an OS. It always wants to be open. I shouldn’t have to be killing it if I dont open it.
Which version of the os you have? It might be started by the reception of SMS, Dildroid check uppon reception if it’s a dildrosms.
We will release a version without the sms stuff it will solve your problem.
Just going to uninstall. I can’t have programs that do what they want. Im In control, not the device.
Any chance of a more “male” version of this app? (Hint: Instead of going from bottom to top you go from side to side ;-))
@sg219: If you live in a free contry please feel free to uninstall the app. If not well ask your a special derogation to your dictator in service if you can.
@bludragon: We plan release a “dot fun” edition this will use the dot pointing device the more you move it the more it vibrate. Would it be more “male” for you?
@all: feel free to suggest stuff this is what motivate me to continue this crazy projet
Thanks for this amazing app!
Now I do not have to buy a vibrator! Just a condom to put my xperia x10 in!
Great app.
Love it
Suggestion: Sync to music so you can beat to the beat.
Higher res graphics would be greatly appreciated for us high end users.
@Rachelle: Happy you like this app, your joy is our pay
@Zero: Well this can be done, but we need to find a business model to pay for the R&D
@Wello: I’m tempted to copy paste the @Zero answer but we will adress this suggestion on our next release.
@The rest of the world reading this setence:
We greatly appreciate all your comments, to be honest our android endavor is not really monitized so all evolution of current project are depending of other more lucrative project (aka nothing to do with mobidroid). We are full of idea but just don’t have the time/$ to do those idea. Anyway, thing might change in near futur. Stay tuned
I can’t find dildroid in the android market
I searched and searched but I can never find it.
@J4xn: I’ve rated the app “Teen”, be sure your profile is set accordingly.
If you still don’t find it you can always download it from the download page.
Happy vibration for the new year!
It’s very interesting!! But TOO weak to vibrate!! Thanks!!
@Dude: Dude, there is only one thing to say. I strongly suggest you promptly write a formal complaint at your telephone manufacturer and request they make stronger vibrating mechanism in order to fully appreciate a Dildroesque experience!
You know what YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! These companies needs to know what are our/your rights!
Here, I called my good friend Dr. Sinu Osidale and he was so shocked by this comments that he spontaneously created a petition in order to support this cause. You can sign the petition here: http://www.petitiononline.com/DILDROID/petition.html
Go ahead let’s be the change we want to be in this world!
Maybe you should just put a condom on the phone, first…. hehe
Wow. This is a really… random application. But it still rocks (no pun intended)!
Can’t wait to get that one for my Android (which I’ll get by next month or so)!